http://sarging.com en Thu, 09 Sep 2010 09:24:59 GMT vBulletin 60 http://sarging.com/images/misc/rss.jpg http://sarging.com http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1607&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:12:34 GMT Theres a group of girls i know and i had a fling with one of them a few years ago but recently ive got chatting to her friend. I'll start from the top before that i wanna point out that shes the most sarcastic girl ive ever met in my life and match's me on every level when i go cocky funny and it comes natural to me too.

I first met her out at a club, i was totally wasted and dont recall any of the night (my bad) but a few weeks after i bump into her again and find out that in my drunken state i called the girl a dog for some reason. At first she seemed pretty pissed i knew id gone way too far so made an effort to show that i wasnt like that and apologised anyways she seems to have forgiven me.
A few days ago we was chatting over the internet and she asked for my number so she could in her words 'annoy me all the time instead of every now and again' the past few days we've been chatting none stop about nothing really until last night when out of the blue shes asked if i slept with this girl as one of her friends had told her, i thought i handled it well and just said that its not her friends place to gossip because thats all it is....gossip anyway she seemed to believe me a few hour later she started mensioning that she thought i was a player anyways im guessing this is some kind of shit test? i just said that i wasnt etc she didnt seem to buy it and basically that she can imagine me texting loads of other girls in response to this i sed that im not like that i only text one girl.... just you!!!!! she dropped it eventually and hasnt mensiond it since but im playing around with it now saying the next time i see her out i probley wont be able to chat because i'll be too busy charming/sweet talking girls.

another thing she seemed to open up to me pretty early like the second day she was texting me and i was joking around about her being the most confident girl ive ever meet but she said deep down shes really shy and the cocky/sarcastic shit is just a show because without converasation would be boring. Another thing is shes always the first one to chat to me.


Any advice? ]]> General discussion BB4W http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1607 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1606&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:40:13 GMT Show Me Your Genitals: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM Macho sallad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4 Show Me Your Genitals:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNHdo4zExL4 ]]> General discussion Lux http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1606 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1605&goto=newpost Sat, 21 Aug 2010 07:41:29 GMT So I'm back in the game after about a week (gf and I split, long story for another time), went to a club that's still a bit new, friend of mine is DJ'ing this weekend. I get there about midnight (been at a strip club for the first time all year), hanging out, saying hi to my friend and a few waitstaff I'm friendly with. A lady walks in, sits at a table by herself. I'd say she's about a 7, maybe an 8.

Anyway, I think of an opener out of nowhere; "Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me find my Mom?" She laughs and says "Sure!" I admit my Mom isn't there and tell her she's sweet for saying yes. We get to talking, I ask her a few opinions, like my outfit or the music playing, give her what I call the Nerd Test, give her a slight neg about watching the same TV as my Dad. I'm reading her body language and she's folding her arms, until I unfold mine and sit down at the table; she excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

At this point, I've gotten no IOI's; we don't know each other's name, no kino, nada. Granted we've been talking maybe 15 minutes, but there's maybe 25 people in the club and I'm bored. I go use the bathroom (faster than her because I'm a dude, natch), go to the bar across the building, order a drink and talk to the waitress I know. I see her by herself at the other bar, but decide to let her squirm. But after maybe between 5-10 minutes, I see her walking out.

So did I make her leave because I was punishing her for what turned out to be my impatience, or was I victim of boring empty nightclub? ]]> Field reports TheRev http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1605 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1604&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:06:33 GMT Hey all. I'm stuck in a small town. So sarging clubs in difficult. I'm still in the process of a devoice and a friend just pointed out that I am too controlling, in insecure.. I like women who always let me know that they are thinking about me. My ex and I were stationed at an air force base where we were put on different shifts and we only saw eachother once a week. We grew apart. I accused her of cheating alot.. But didn't have solid proof.. Now she hates me.

And I was doing fine for a while and now I want to work it out with her.. But I don't think it's a good idea.. I feel like she didn't reciprocate what I felt for her, but I think I might just need to grow up I'm only 21... Thoughts? Anyone else been there, even just a serious relationship? ]]> General discussion Lux http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1604 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1603&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 04:52:09 GMT There is a broad I have been talking to lately, we have hung out once and plan to again soon. I just came up with this pretty funny neg that i like... There is a broad I have been talking to lately, we have hung out once and plan to again soon. I just came up with this pretty funny neg that i like to carry on while talking to her to keep her interested.

Basically how it went down was she asked what I was up to that night, that if I wasn't busy we should hang out. I told her that I was probably going to hang out with my buddies but if they bailed on me she and I could hang out. She replies with - "So what, I'm your last resort??"
I tell her - "Well think about it this way, you're more like a second string quarterback."
She likes to call everyone 'Doll', which immediately I knew I could not have her calling me that and putting me in the category as all he other guy friends. So now every time she is either annoying or calls me Doll i just call her second string. Its hilarious the reaction I got, it drew her in more and more every time i used it! ]]> Fatal http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1603 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1602&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:27:21 GMT I'm stationed here and I need to find like minded people to sarge with. If you don't live here come for the Sturgis bike rally next year, it's the tits! ]]> Meet-ups Lux http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1602 http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1601&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:30:40 GMT I'm still coming down from the high I had from "working" a room last night. I've always been one to avoid bars. In all honesty I hated them because the social interaction terrified me. I'd cling to my small group of friends that I went with, or even worse, make up an excuse and not go at all.

Our night started out at a restaurant called the Firehouse. I went downtown with a friend to go bar hoping, we happened upon the restaurant by chance. After stopping off for a double shot and a beer. Which, by the way I now feel is the exact amount of alcohol I need to be in the zone. How much do you tend to drink when sarging?

At the Firehouse I decided to be personable to the waitress, something I and any other AFC appear to neglect to do. I had no idea how easy and rewarding it is. The warm smile on her face after I asked her name and told her I would recommend her personally to any of my friends that came in was worth it. But the free round was nice too ^_^ Then my friend and I grabbed some plastic firefighter hats that they had at the restaurant and headed out.

Immediately as we walked into the room a five set of all females looked our way. I had a huge smile on my face. And that's when it hit me! This is what I want, this will be fun!

When i walked in I forgot all of the material I had read! I confidently walked to the bathroom to regroup, and there I saw blood all over the bathroom floor. I though "This is excellent!" lol no not because I thought someone got the shit beat our of them, I remembered the fight opener.

As soon as I was out of the bathroom I got a drink and approached the five set from behind. They were all watching their friend sing on stage. I tapped a blonds arm and launched into the fight opener. See enthusiastically responded with a big smile. I smiled back and her friends looked at me like "who the fuck is this guy" haha oh and it turns out, there wasn't a fight. She corrected me and told me some guy had cut his hand. I really didn't know how to recover from that.

The blond was nice, well, courteous enough to humor me. I really didn't know what to say after the opener and just kind of lost the flow. I had no idea how quickly you have to stack material to hold interest! She turned her back to me and I ejected like a good little boy.

A little background info on me. I joined the Air Force about a year and a half ago and got stationed in South Dakota. I have three rating systems I use. The Air Force 1-10 scale, because we have limited options the a Real World scale is adjusted but 2 points. Thus a RW 6 becomes an 8. The Real World scale. And the unfortunate South Dakota scale. Where much like the Air Force scale females are boosted about a point or two. However the Sturgis bike rally was in town, I could finally use the RW scale ^_^

Rejoining my friends I ordered a beer. I scoped a Paris Hilton (PH) looking girl at the end of the bar ordering a beer. With her cute nerdy (CN) friend. I wanted the Nerdy one, or so I thought. PH looked at me and smiled. The hat was working, because I'm not a looker. I waited for them to rejoin their friends and then went for the 5 set with two bodybuilder types who told me they were fire fighters.

I turned the hat around and told them I was a construction worker, they just ran out of Orange helmets. After some back and forth I introduced myself to PH she was very friendly, as those types of women are lol I told her to introduce me to her friend it's the polite thing to do, a RW 9 in a Red Shirt (RS). RS was smoking, CN was balls deep in texting and barely engaged in conversation. I got to know the dudes a bit before I started talking to the women. I told them I had to rejoin my friends and ejected. Seemed like good timing.

Rejoined my friend and ran into a couple of people my friend knew from work. We toasted and one of my new friends bought me a drink. I launched back into set with RS and brought my friend along. I introduced him to the table and after a couple of minutes he bailed, later welling me it was because he thought the girls belonged to the guys there. If he had hung out long enough he would have found out one of them worked with the girls. And the other was married lol

After talking to PH she casually brought up her husband and we continued talking. Much to my surprise she left and RS asked me to sit down, with the sparely eyes. The guys at the table looked annoyed by my presence. I offered to buy them drinks to try to remedy the situation but they declined. So eventually I ejected, when I know I should have engaged them. Any tips for winning over obstacles?

Anyway that's the jist of the night. I also hit up a two set of cougars, they asked my age, and like a retard I asked theirs. The blond one told me she was 25 lol I gave her too much attention, I leaned in too much as well. I danced with the original Five set and learned more about them. Cheered on the band and had a great night! ... The hang over, and vomiting.. and 45min walk back home. not so much lol

I'm finally starting to see what it's all about. And I have to say I fucked love the attention, the room seemed divided into targets, two obstacles, and every other AFC looking on with awe as my plain looking self launched into sarge after sarge. Being envied is my new crack.

-Lux ]]> Field reports Lux http://sarging.com/showthread.php?t=1601