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J
09-18-2008, 07:45 PM
40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age.............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No Lewinskies.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
Full figured.....................Morbidly obese, soon to be on TLC
Career-minded................Lesbian
Social smoker/drinker.......Bar fly
Sports fan.....................Lesbian
Outgoing.......................Your roommate's future fuck buddy
Independent..................Lesbian

Fenn
01-26-2009, 12:53 AM
lmao.


--Fenn

fabulous
01-26-2009, 04:14 PM
Nice J thats mostly true =]

quelvar
03-22-2009, 10:03 AM
Heeheeheehee:).